you-have-0-friends

+ so, are you gonna add me as a friend ?

- I really don't want to get more into it

+ Oh okay, So i'm not your friend, then ?

- you are my friend

+ But you just don't want to add me as a friend

- it's just a stupid click of a button that takes two seconds

+ Right, but you don't have the two seconds or ...

- Fuck You !

South Park - you-have-0-friends